Forever and Never
My mind went AWOL but my body's still here.




"The woods are lovely, dark, and deep." -Robert Frost


The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

FINALLY I have seen this perfectly articulated, when people say how awful Hitler was I always agree but remind them of Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, etc.

Isn’t it kind of alarming that one says “Sex” ?????



There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever




You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.


"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in


"white people can’t danc-"


"white people can’t twer-"


omg this guy’s videos tho


Ash Cave - Hocking Hills, Ohio

Source: 18banderson (flickr)

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